5 dollars to ride
Forget your pride
Hop atop
The big hairy slop

Shameless rednecks
All I see
Fried dough
Here I go

Slow at first
She speeds up fast
Hurting down below
I won’t last

Pelvis shaking
Like a king
Mercy Me
I think I peed

Thighs burn
But I’m not done
Carnie says
One more turn

Balls sore
Curse you carnie
No more
No more