5 dollars to ride Forget your pride Hop atop The big hairy slop
Shameless rednecks All I see Fried dough Here I go
Slow at first She speeds up fast Hurting down below I won’t last
Pelvis shaking Like a king Mercy Me I think I peed
Thighs burn But I’m not done Carnie says One more turn
Balls sore Curse you carnie No more No more