Don’t you dare wash my dishes
Those dishes are mine

Do those dishes
I’ll tan your hide

She watches TV
Jerry, Ellen, QVC

Every now and then
Gets up to pee

Moves like honey
But she’ll show you the money

Tough ol’ bird
Just wants to be heard

Against Grandma’s wishes
I did those dishes

Plates, knives, coffee cups
Don’t give a fuck

How dare you wash those dishes
I’ll beat your ass

Pick up cigarettes
Mow the grass

Thanks for washing dishes
Hugs and Kisses